How can I fake my DNA for a paternity test?

Q: So I’m pretty sure I knocked up a girl a while ago and she had the kid n stuff, but when I ran away she found me and now the court wants a paternity test to make me pay some money.. so stupid!!!! how can i make some leik temporary dna so wen they do the test it will make me not the dad….

A: Way to go, you deserve a dad of the year award! You can’t fake a dna taste, when it’s ordered by the court it’s heavily documented. They will take your picture and swab your cheek for a sample. The court will show the picture to baby momma and say “is this the father?”, she will confirm that it’s you and they will test the sample.

If you’re man enough to make a baby, you should be man enough to support one.